I caught up with Chainsaw Man. I don't get people who said Kobeni is unsexy, I want to have the world's most unsatisfying one night stand with her so bad.
she would be so mediocre. it wouldn’t even have the entertainment value of an outrageously bad hookup it would just plain suck and then your time at the love hotel runs out so you say “lets do this again sometime” and then you go home and ignore all of her phone calls.
Like, it’s still not my favorite type of game to play tabletop-wise, but D&D is somewhat fun if you’re using it to run a swords and sorcery campaign. Non swords and sorcery D&D is miserable though, and yet shockingly common.
i’m a 20 something year old ANSI artist which grounds me temporally when a teenager reminds me of my age
using monitor 2 to play illya pretty fly amv fullscreen on loop and monitor 1 for everything else
I am a known “turns animations off” fire emblem player but i’m watching a vaike emblem run and it’s really distracting how awakening characters don’t have feet
the woman in the river shows me an axe of silver and asks if it is the one I lost. I respond that it is. she produces an axe of gold and asks the same question again. I shamefully look away, not sure whether I'm comfortable admitting that I was dual wielding
she stares at me in abject confusion as I take stock of my tools. a look of dissatisfaction brews on her face. "but why is one golden?" the woman asks.
I tug nervously at my coat, feeling the slightest bit insulted. "well, it's not cheap to have a matching pair," I tell her. "not everyone can afford two golden axes."
"why not two silver axes?"
"I had the money for one golden axe."
the woman crosses her arms. "but the gold is worse for everything you'd want an axe to do."
"it's not. it was more expensive and also really hard to find."
"gold" she says, "is softer than silver."
"it's literally not, though," I say. "that's a really common misconception, but pure silver is softer than gold."
"most metal sold as silver is actually an alloy. that axe is probably sterling silver. I don't believe for a second someone made you a pure silver axe."
I look at my axe, then back to the woman, then back to my axe.
"it was pure silver when it went into the river."
an unreadable expression. with a great splash, the woman disappears into the current.
<has the computer game collection of someone who has only had a potato with a cpu in it for several years
